The Oldies Club

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Which Oldie are You?

Which Oldie animal are you most like? Fill in this quiz to find out!

Answer these questions as honestly as you can. If you think more than one applies to you, just try to pick the one that most applies to you.

What's your ideal job?
Monarch
Celebrity chef
Unemployed
Model
Gardener
Rock star
Exorcist
Cricket star
What's your perfect night out?
Girlie night in
All you can eat buffet with friends
A walk and a quiet meal at home
Night out clubbing
A nice country walk to a pub that serves decent food and a pint of real ale
Film premiere or celebrity party
Romantic dinner for two
Watching the sun go down on a tropical beach
If you could drive any vehicle, what would you drive?
Elderly chauffeur-driven Rolls Royce
Range Rover
Don't drive
Convertible Porsche 911
Elderly Volvo estate
Harley-Davidson motorbike
Citroen 2CV with lots of stickers on the windows
2-seater Smart Car
If you were a tree, what sort of tree would you be?
London Plane tree
Sycamore
Japanese maple
Flowering cherry
English Oak
Handkerchief Tree
coppice elm
Indian Bean tree
Where would you most like to spend a holiday?
The Scottish Highlands
Lake Garda, Italy
A quiet sandy beach
The chic Mediterranean coast at a little place you know near St Tropez
The English countryside
Los Angeles
The Isle of Man
The Seychelles
What type of music do you like best?
Classical
Opera
Nursery rhymes
Boy Band
Folk
glam rock
Prog rock
reggae
What one luxury would you take to a desert island?
All my friends
A gourmet meal
Your brother or sister
Mobile phone
Comfy sofa
Sunglasses
Dentures
a slave to wait on your every need
Who would you most like to go away with?
All the people around you
Anyone who's up for fun and a good meal
Your brother(s) or sister(s)
someone who will cater to your every desire!
Your best mate
Groupies!
The Walrus (coo coo co choo)
I prefer to travel alone
Who would you most like to invite to dinner?
Queen Victoria
Dawn French
Nobody - I dont do social events
Catherine Zeta Jones
Alan Titchmarsh
All your best friends
Your beloved
Gandhi
What one word would people use to describe your personality?
Assertive
Loud
Shy
Gorgeous
Cuddly
Loving
Loopy
Aloof
Who is your favorite fictional character?
Cinderella
Godzilla
Alice in Wonderland
The Fonz
Bilbo Baggins
Bart Simpson
Miss Haversham
Shere Khan
What do you most want to achieve in life?
Live happily ever after
Eat until I explode
Security
A girl in every port
Fun
Fame!
To get the pixies out of the bag and eat them
A nice warm snuggly spot
If you had a magic power, what would it be?
Making happy shiny sparkles float in the air
Levitating
7 League Boots
Charming people to do whatever you want
Heal Minor Wounds
Telepathy
Cast Fear on your enemies
Conjure Gentle Warmth
What do you think is the best thing about you?
tolerance
sense of humour
looks
charm
good nature
dress sense
loyalty
intelligence
What do you particularly dislike?
messy knickers
meals that are late
loud busy places
being ignored
being alone
prejudice
hoovering
dogs


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